Yo Quiero Cerveza!

Two guys are walking their dogs on a hot day. The first guy, who has a Doberman, says 'Hey let's go in that bar and grab a cold beer'. The second guy, who has a Chihuahua, says 'They won't let us in with our dogs!' The first guy says 'No problem, we'll tell 'em that they're seeing-eye dogs.' The first guy goes into the bar and the bartender says, 'Hey! You can't come in here with that dog!'

The first guy says, 'This is my seeing-eye dog...Dobermans are much better than German Shepherds...smarter and stronger.' The bartender lets him in. The second guy goes into the bar and the bartender says 'Hey! you can't come in here with that dog!'

The second guy says, 'It's OK, he's my seeing-eye dog.' The bartender says 'A Chihuahua?'

The second guy says 'What? They gave me a Chihuahua?

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